{"id":199,"date":"2020-04-03T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poulpe-fiction.ch\/?p=199"},"modified":"2020-04-03T21:07:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T19:07:00","slug":"choses-bizarres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poulpe-fiction.ch\/index.php\/2020\/04\/03\/choses-bizarres\/","title":{"rendered":"Choses bizarres"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ce matin, j\u2019ai mis un carr\u00e9 de savon violet 100% labellis\u00e9 marseillais, senteur lavande dans la savonni\u00e8re du lavabo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le carr\u00e9 est si gros que je frotte mes mains l\u2019une apr\u00e8s l\u2019autre pour asphyxier l\u2019hypoth\u00e9tique Covid-19.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P. avait achet\u00e9 12 savons similaires chez l\u2019Empereur \u00e0 Marseille. J\u2019avais trouv\u00e9 cet achat compulsif d\u00e9bile et m\u2019\u00e9tais fait la r\u00e9flexion que nous aurions besoin de plusieurs vies pour les utiliser.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u2019autant plus que nous les avions port\u00e9s \u00e0 bout de bras dans nos valises. Un carr\u00e9 est-il \u00e9gal \u00e0 un kilo ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et je les avais r\u00e9partis comme antimites au milieu de mes habits, comme \u0153uvres d\u2019art sur ma biblioth\u00e8que et naturellement offerts \u00e0 quelques amis. Mais ils sont si gros ces fichus carr\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On dit tant de choses sur la propagation du virus mais un seul consensus : il n\u2019y a pas mieux que le savon contre le virus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pourquoi diable, les gens se jettent-ils alors sur les r\u00e9serves de papier-cul et non pas sur les savons ?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La p\u00e9nurie de savon n\u2019existerait-elle pas ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On se souvient que les nazis r\u00e9cup\u00e9raient les os de leurs victimes pour en faire du savon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un simple carr\u00e9 de savon violet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:22px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Carine B.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce matin, j\u2019ai mis un carr\u00e9 de savon violet 100% labellis\u00e9 marseillais, senteur lavande dans la savonni\u00e8re du lavabo. Le carr\u00e9 est si gros que je frotte mes mains l\u2019une apr\u00e8s l\u2019autre pour asphyxier l\u2019hypoth\u00e9tique Covid-19.&nbsp; P. avait achet\u00e9 12 savons similaires chez l\u2019Empereur \u00e0 Marseille. J\u2019avais trouv\u00e9 cet achat compulsif d\u00e9bile et m\u2019\u00e9tais fait [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[9,7],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p94276-3d","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":289,"url":"http:\/\/poulpe-fiction.ch\/index.php\/2020\/04\/24\/devenez-un-soleil\/","url_meta":{"origin":199,"position":0},"title":"\u00ab\u00a0Devenez un soleil&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb","author":"admin9166","date":"24 avril 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00ab\u00a0Devenez un soleil et tout le monde vous apercevra. 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